Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly attempted feed somechunks to a massive alligator. Witnesses report that Trump even got a little overly familiar with the animal, causing some raised eyebrows. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and the footage have instantly gone popular online.
- We don't know why Trump
- chose Alcatraz
- but some speculate that he waslooking for attention
Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has encountered a pack of dangerous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader battling with the creatures, wielding a golf club. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.
Stay tuned for more updates on this wild event!
The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even rumored to be order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Trump Alligator Alcatraz Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
- Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!
Crocodile Corrections? Absolutely, Claims President Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these alligators runnin' wild. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta make an example of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a croc correction facility - Alcatraz for these pesky beasts, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' dealin' with the tough stuff.
- Drain the Swamp!
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical campaign rally, folks. The Commander-in-Chief himself is hitting the glades on a wild adventure. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and expecting a challenge. Will he make a deal with the biggest gator in the swamp? Only time will tell!
You Won't Believe This! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are totally gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild expedition. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious courage and is going into a cage full of mean alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was a publicity stunt.
What could ever be more wild? Only time will show.